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yes, this is canonical except for the pregnancy part

Posted by NukaClock - June 2nd, 2020


(generated on talktotransformer an automatic sentence finisher. ) NukaClock is pregnant with Mark Zuckerberg's baby. Photo via Flickr user Bernie Mohn


Following the launch of Zuck's website in March 2012, NukaClock has become a virtual personality for Mark Zuckerberg. Since then the clock has appeared on shows like Unsolved Mysteries, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and have been immortalized in a plethora of memes. The clock's director calls it the "most elusive robot in the world." Since its creation, no one has been able to come close to duplicating the uncanny valley effect NukaClock brings to the table.


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NukaClock's uncanny valley


Although NukaClock's creator will not divulge its exact functions, "the core thing that it does is take pictures


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